Chris and I are walking down a residential street and we come across what looks like an elephant sculpture sitting at the curb. I take a picture, walk around the side, see it has wheels, and become even more curious. I step back and think, maybe it's for a parade or for camping. I walk around to the back where there is a small door and a window, where I then exclaim, "I am really curious about what this is!"
"IT'S MY HOUSE!" a voice bellows from within.
"It's a very cute house," I reply, stepping, but nearly falling backwards.
We scurry away.
